•    Father: Sonu, how was the examination paper today?

   Sonu: Daddy, it was very nice. White in colour with black letter printed on it. 

•    Doctor: Let us see what will happen if I cut your ears?

   Patient: Then I will no longer be able to see at all.

   Doctor: But why?

   Patient: I won’t have any place to hold my spectacles. 

•    Father: Where do you stand in the class, son?

   Son: In a corner facing the wall, dad. 

•    Customer: Is this umbrella durable? Will it serve for a long time?

   Shopkeeper: Of course, sir. But one thing. You must keep it away from heat and rain. 

•    Son: Dad, have you ever been to Egypt?

   Dad: No.

   Son: Then where did you get this ‘mummy’? 

•    Son: Oh! I had a tough day at the office.

   Mom: Office!

   Son: Yes, at the Principal’s office. 

•    Teacher: What is the future tense of “I do”?

   Jay: I will do. 

•    Teacher: What is the future tense of “I steal”?

   Sam: I will go to jail.